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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6444 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 193 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
New Chunks Explored: | 12652 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
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