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CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

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Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	2105	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29

Must-See theseus Minecraft Servers

CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

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NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

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Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Battle Buddies

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5647	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	120	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	862475
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9557

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4094	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1