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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1038 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.
Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!