Thermometer Minecraft Servers

Thermometer Minecraft Servers

  • GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold

    GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1531
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

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    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE GRANOLA CEREAL FIGHT HOT CEREALS IN EPIC THERMOMETER BATTLES!

    IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?

    JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

    BullshitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2955
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4947 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

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    Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BattleOfDerpCraft

    BattleOfDerpCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6314
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

    Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

    But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

    So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

    AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4426
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ores Mined: 5771
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Farms Harvested: 527
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

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    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CaveManNoPantsMC

    CaveManNoPantsMC
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1535
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPants Minecraft Server

    CraftyPants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6287
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Votes: 7049 Villages Defended: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

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    Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

    BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8885
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1029 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7547
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Ores Mined: 2609

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToiletTraining101

    ToiletTraining101
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2326
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

    Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

    Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyIranRetaliationFun

    CraftyIranRetaliationFun
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1118
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

    New Minecraft Server
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