Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.
Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!
we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!
plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.
oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!
we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
| Default ports | |
| Discord server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.
Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.
We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.
Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?
Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!
Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.
So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.
Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!
join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.
plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!