🚧 Not Open to Public Yet! 🚧 Still in testing phase!
Meet the devs: a bunch of carrot lovers and tomato fans! 🍅 No cash flow here, just a lot of homework and some wild ideas. They’re all about making things work, even if it feels like a salad on a bad day. Tomorrow might bring some weird stuff, but hey, that’s life! Keep an eye out for updates, ’cause this place is gonna be lit! 🔥
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Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.
And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!