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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 973 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
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