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WeddingWarsMC

Disrespect, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family pressure, Grief, insensitivity, late wife, mourning, personal boundaries, self-care, sister’s wedding, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	194
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4824
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for your past or your grief! We understand the struggles of losing a loved one and we’re here to support you, unlike OP’s unsupportive family.

On our server, you can build a virtual shrine for your lost loved one, like a giant diamond statue of your wife Lily riding a pig into the sunset. Or maybe you can recreate the family necklace in pixel art form and wear it proudly in the game. The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where grief is understood and respected. Plus, we have a strict no ghosting policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unwanted hauntings during your gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a family necklace when you can have a virtual diamond crown, am I right?

BrokeBoiMC SMP

Background, Behavior, BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, Class, economic status, Environment, family, financial struggles, habits, Indicators, Lifestyle, markers, POVERTY, smp, social cues, societal cues, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove you’re not poor! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret vault filled with stacks of emeralds for all members. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a long-lost prince who will grant you three wishes if you find his hidden castle in the sky. So come join us and show off your wealth in style! #RichKidsOnly

BlockyBattleRoyale

Adversity, BlockyBattleRoyale, challenge, Difficulty, Endurance, facing difficulties, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, realization, resilience, resilience in adversity, Self Discovery, Struggle, TOUGH, tough situations, tough times, unexpected, unexpected challenges

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft while being chased by a pack of angry llamas? Well, welcome to our server where the llamas are always on the prowl and ready to sabotage your building plans!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the giant chickens guarding them. They may look cute and fluffy, but they will peck you to oblivion if you get too close!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our infamous “Parkour of Doom” challenge where you have to jump from floating island to floating island while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s like the Olympics, but with more explosions and less spandex.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, your sanity, and possibly your bladder control, then join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for those llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

🔥TerraFirmaCreate 1.20.1⚡TERRAFIRM🔥WIPE 08/26 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Create, Dayz, Development, Divine RPG, Epochal, era, Evolution, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, Industrial Craft, interconnected, interwoven, lord of the rings, lucky block, Millenaire, Minecraft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, Modded, morph, Nuclear, Pixelmon, Primitive, Server, Smart Moving, Stalker, Star Wars, Survival, Technology, terrafirmacraft, TerraFirmaCreate, TerraFirmaCreate 1.20.1, TerraFirmaVIP, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, WIPE 08/26, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	71	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3053
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

?Epochal development

Development on the server is built around four eras, the player will have to start with the most primitive technologies – making resources from scrap items, going through a gradual evolution, reaching nuclear technologies!

?Mod Combination

During the development process you will have to study two very interesting mods – TerraFirmaCraft and Create.

We’ve added a lot of interweaving, making all the mods interconnected, now the development will become really interesting!

Canopy: Where No Trolls Allowed, Only Friendly Trees. Come swing by for some tree-mendous fun! 🌳

Allowed, atmosphere, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Feedback, Friendly, Friends, Fun, hats, hermitcraft, laid back, Moderation, Plugins, Reset, Semi Vanilla, soft border, Spigot, SWING, Tpa, Treemendous, Trees, Trolls, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1

CanopyMC <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/valorant-trolls/">Server</a> Overview

CanopyMC Server Overview

About:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in Discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!

Server Settings:

Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla

What We Offer:

Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – Server is running Spigot with plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel.
Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds.
New Hats with custom hat options.
Datapacks including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more.
Weekly Server Events ranging from UHC to brand-new games.
Community Builds like shopping mall, campground, farms, and more.

Information:

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	Visit Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the CanopyMC server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP: canopymc.net

What is the average player age on the server?

The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

What type of events does the server host?

We host weekly events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!

Is the server Vanilla or modded?

The server is Vanilla with a few plugins to help with moderation.

Can I suggest ideas or provide feedback for the server?

Yes, we always welcome feedback and ideas about how we can improve the server.

Sobbing Protagonist Minecraft Server

bad end, best girl, chest, Climax, comfort, dramatic, emotional, Happy Ending, Humanity, love, Minecraft, Movie, Protagonist, Redemption, resolution, sacrifice, second chance, secret cabal, Server, sobbing, Tears, thwarted

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	919214	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ores Mined:	1163
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with twists and turns that will leave you sobbing into your best girl’s chest! Join us and become the hero who saves humanity from being turned into soup by a secret cabal. Who needs diamonds when you can have epic adventures and emotional rollercoasters? Join now and experience the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Any a-Petra Global Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventure, Anya Melfissa, Anya-Petra Global, aPetra, beauty, collaboration, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Exploration, fashion, Food, Friends, Fun, Global, influencers, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Petra Gurin, smp, travel, vlogs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our resident superhero players Petra and Anya are there to save the day with their epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical portals that lead to secret treasure rooms. But watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the ultimate challenge and try to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig? It’s the ultimate test of skill and silliness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

JoblessDadOfferDecline

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Looking for a server that’s as mysterious as a dark cave? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and shady business deals.

Just like the protagonist in a suspenseful novel, you’ll be faced with the challenge of navigating through murky waters as you try to figure out what exactly is going on. Will you uncover the truth behind the cryptic invitations and hidden agendas? Or will you fall victim to the cunning schemes of our enigmatic benefactors?

With a cast of characters straight out of a soap opera, including a father figure with a checkered past and a wife with a famous skin and wellness clinic, you’ll never be bored on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself embroiled in a high-stakes marketing venture that could change the course of your virtual life forever.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists, join us on our Minecraft server today. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in the shadows of our virtual world?

IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

against the law, banned, banned substances, Black Market, Bootleg, Contraband, criminal, Forbidden, forbidden pleasures, illegal, illegal activities, IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP, illicit, law-breaking, off limits, outlawed, Prohibited, Restricted, taboo, Underground, unlawful

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

BlockbusterBinge

all-time favorite, Beloved, binge-worthy, blockbuster, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, Movie, must see, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, rewatched, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!