There’s Burgers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoPhoneNoProblemMC

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

SushiCraft & AdoboWars

AdoboWars, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense pact, defense pact signing, defense training, forces, international relations, Japan, joint exercises, military cooperation, military presence, Philippines, regional stability, security agreement, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, SushiCraft, TOKYO, Train

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	895	New Chunks Explored:	744572
Potions Brewed:	180	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyDraws – Luck not included

chance, Competition, CraftyDraws, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Fortunate, Included, joy, long tail, Lottery, LUCK, opportunity, people, Prize, random drawing, Tag, winning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6921	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3514	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8896

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4083
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Items Found:	3206	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1177
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

EcoCraft: StopTheWaste!

#sustainability, carbon footprint, conscious consumption, conservation, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, green living, landfill, plastic pollution, recycling, reduce waste, Resource Management, Reusable, single use, StopTheWaste, sustainable living, Upcycling, waste management, Wasteful, zero waste

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Magic Items Found:	3842	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block you break turns into a delicious slice of pizza. That’s right, no more wasting time mining for resources when you can just chow down on some pepperoni goodness instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!