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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Items Found:	7514	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Votes:	6218	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	6311
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!