Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	4540
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Eternal Quests 1.21.1

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a unicorn on steroids, with rainbow-powered flying pigs and diamond armor-wearing chickens!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil llamas and riding on the backs of giant squids. And don’t even get me started on the disco parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing secrets. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

SurvivalWifeGoneLOL

Assertiveness, balance in relationships, boundaries in relationships, childhood influences, Communication Issues, communication styles, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, Emotional support, love language, marriage counseling, Marriage dynamics, needy behavior, relationship problems, seeking appreciation, seeking validation, self-care, SurvivalWifeGoneLOL, Tramping, validation in relationships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	2348	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the constant demands of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only question you’ll hear is “Do you want to build a giant chicken statue?”

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures without anyone constantly asking you to hold their bag or pass them a drink bottle.

Forget about needy behavior, here you’ll find validation and love in the form of virtual diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that our friendly community is always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe).

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground lair. See you in the world of endless possibilities!

ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

ElonCraft: Batshit Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6094	Star Shards Collected:	168
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant llama while shooting laser beams from his eyes. That’s right, our server is so wild that even Elon himself can’t resist the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a herd of flying pigs battling it out with a pack of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing Enderman! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

Crimson Valley Network

Advanced Custom Anti Cheat, All Platforms Playable, Amazing Hub & Spawn, Automated & Tested Systems, balanced gameplay, Constant development, Crates, Crimson, Custom Enchants, Custom Made Systems, custom weapons, Gameplay Tools, Join Our Discord Today, medieval themed, Network, non-p2w, Secure & Advanced Vaults, Teams, trade system, Trained & Helpful Staff, Valley

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	231	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7607
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Crimson Valley Network

Server Overview

Platform	All Platforms Playable
Features	Constant Development Balanced Gameplay Gameplay Tools Teams Custom Enchants Custom Weapons Trade System Secure & Advanced Vaults Crates
Server Extras	Advanced Custom Anti Cheat Non P2W Custom Made Systems Amazing Hub & Spawn Medieval Themed Trained & Helpful Staff
Upcoming	Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
Discord	Join Our Discord Today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server available on all platforms?	Yes, the server is playable on all platforms.
Is the gameplay balanced?	Yes, we strive to maintain a balanced gameplay experience for all players.
Are there custom weapons and enchants?	Yes, we offer custom weapons and enchants to enhance gameplay.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we pride ourselves on being non pay-to-win.
Are there any upcoming developments?	Yes, we have exciting developments coming soon for our community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures that defy the laws of physics.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your crops to make them grow faster. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – it’s like stepping into a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can fly on a magical unicorn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner Minecraft master shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight!

BetrayedBySMPmom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! So like, the first lie I remember being told was that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find diamonds right away. But like, no one told me about the lava and I lost all my stuff, I felt so betrayed man. But like, on this server, they promise you’ll find diamonds EVERYWHERE, even in the sky! And like, there’s a secret underground base where all the admins hang out and they give out free enchanted gear, it’s like a dream come true! So join now and never feel betrayed again, unless someone steals your diamonds, then you’re on your own, lolz!

Musk’s Block Party

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1900
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!

MINEWARD

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.4+?	Yes, the server supports version 1.20.4+.
How many dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons along with a variety of side content.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses are custom-made with care.

Mechanical Evolution 1.20

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

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FAQ

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