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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 767 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.
Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.
We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.
