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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!
Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!
So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?
Fresh new Minecraft server looking for players to join and chill.
survival only ATM until we get a player base.
what makes us unique?
– Everything is play to win and never pay to win!
– we believe in a great community where if you want it you can work for it!
– Player shops
– Crates
– Blood moon (custom plugin) coming soon!
– Active owner/ developer
Hysummit is a tight-knit survival community server. Come enjoy our custom armor and weapons, territory claims, and other custom features. We are a brand new community and opened up February the 19th! Apply for our whitelist today!
*Free Ranks* mean that you don’t need real money to rank up in the server. You can easily use ingame cash to rank up and get most all of the same perks that premium ranks obtain.
This server is all about surviving infinite waves of mobs. You can do anything you want – build, craft tools, and get points by damaging mobs. Watch out for the golem bosses – when they spawn, you’re in trouble!
You can purchase In-Game ranks, and use emotes in the lobby!
VTechmc is living the vanilla Minecraft experience with the Minecraft experience with mods without having to install anything! An incredible adventure is waiting for you.The server is already 3 years old.Play now. Only you are missing, we are waiting for you at Vtechmc.Discord: discord.vtechmc.com
The owner of the “2B2T QUEST – Vanilla Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Noobland is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!
We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!
Just launch minecraft through your preferred launcher with any of your preferred mods, and the resource pack will download itself when you join the server!
Starshooter City has custom items, blocks, dimensions and entities, and upgrades to existing mechanics of the game.
– Backpacks, that can be worn or combined with chestplates to increase inventory space!
– A currency item, rather than invisible currencies like the Vault plugin and /balance, Starshooter City’s currency item is a proper item, obtained through the /sell command or different jobs!
– Compressed blocks that look like enchanted forms, that keep the enchanted glow even when placed down!
Starshooter City has large updates almost every week, with smaller ones releasing every day!
You can even suggest your own ideas to be added on the server’s discord, or in the regular chat, to be added in updates!