so, like, u know how some peeps had a rough time growin up? well, this server is like therapy for them! join us and u will find ur true love in minecraft, cuz apparently that’s a thing now. plus, u get to build ur own lil virtual fam and show off ur sick building skills. forget ur real life problems and come hang out with us, we promise u won’t regret it!
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ChildhoodTraumaCraft
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CakeCrafters
join our server for a wild ride of cake-eating bulimics! we have a special plugin that lets you eat as much cake as you want without getting full! it’s like a dream come true for all you cake lovers out there.but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground cake dungeon where you can battle giant cake monsters and collect rare cake ingredients. it’s a cake-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss.
plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained cake experts who are always on hand to help you with any cake-related problems you may encounter. they’ll make sure your cake-eating experience is as smooth as buttercream frosting.
so come join us on our cake-filled journey and see why bulimics are the only people that can eat their cake and have it too. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ExWifeWasRight_MC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your brother’s divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your family drama.Our server is like living with a sibling with ADHD who refuses to take their meds – unpredictable, chaotic, and always keeping you on your toes. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players who need it (although it may not help much).
Just like Eve, you’ll feel like the only adult in the house as you navigate through our server filled with players who can’t seem to handle basic household management. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a partner who drops the ball when you need them most.
And if you’re looking to start a family, our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills. See if you can handle the hard everyday parts of parenting or if you’re just in it for the fun parts (we won’t judge…maybe).
So come join our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s kick some anthills and have a blast!
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CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun
come join our minecraft server where we starve cancer cells to enhance DNA damage and immunotherapy response! because who needs real life when you can fight cancer in a blocky world? punch those pesky cancer cells and watch them disappear like magic! plus, our virtual doctors are top notch – they’ll give you potions that will make you invincible against any disease! join now and be the hero we never knew we needed in the fight against cancer!
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BlocktopiaSurvival
Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
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AntidepressantDropOutsCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!
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NoAlcoholBBQ Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and host your own epic parties without any judgment!Join us and build your dream home with as many bedrooms and bathrooms as you desire, without the pressure of hosting a holiday party filled with triggers. Our virtual world is a safe space for those in recovery, where you can focus on building friendships and having fun without the need for alcohol.
Forget about your brother’s accusations and show him who’s boss by creating the ultimate party palace in our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our alcohol-free Minecraft community?
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where sobriety is celebrated and triggers are left at the door. You won’t find any “wellness” scams here, just pure Minecraft madness and endless possibilities for fun!
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Momma’s Minecraft Therapy
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tension of stepmothers and dance recitals. Our community is so chill, even the creepers are relaxed. Plus, we have therapy sessions where we discuss important issues like whether to bring a letter from a deceased loved one into the mix. Who needs family drama when you can have block-building fun? Join now and leave the real world behind!
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AdderallCraft: Parents Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.
So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!
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DepressoCraft: Teen Therapy Server
so, liek, u know how u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just cant shake off the sadness and anxiety? well, dis server is liek a magical place where u can escape all dat and just have fun in a blocky world.we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!
we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.