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  • StepParentSassCraft

    StepParentSassCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

    We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

    So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

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  • SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

    SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

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  • MineCraftyTherapy

    MineCraftyTherapy
    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

    Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

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  • BlockBucksBrawl

    BlockBucksBrawl
    Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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  • BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition

    BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition
    yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in forgiveness and love…unless you’re a bully who made someone’s life a living hell in middle school! We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here, so if you’re looking to join a community that values kindness and respect, this is the place for you.

    Join us for epic weddings, where we make sure to invite only the coolest cousins and definitely not the ex-bullies who caused drama in the past. Our ceremonies are small, intimate, and filled with love…and maybe a little bit of Minecraft-themed decor.

    So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to invite your sister’s reformed bully to the wedding or not. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret…unless you’re still holding a grudge from middle school. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

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  • ChewCraft: Deeper Issues Server

    ChewCraft: Deeper Issues Server
    So, like, picture this: you’re mining away in the caves, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear it. The sound of your partner’s chewing echoing through the mineshaft. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. But hey, don’t worry! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life relationships!

    On our server, we have a special feature where you can mute all chewing sounds. That’s right, no more annoying crunching ruining your gaming experience. Plus, our community is so chill that you’ll forget all about your partner’s weird eating habits.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the hidden entrance and claim your riches. Who needs relationship drama when you can be rolling in virtual wealth?

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Just watch out for creepers, they’re not as cute as they sound.

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  • SisNoMore Minecraft Server

    SisNoMore Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us for a chance to escape your real-life sibling drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    Imagine a world where your uncle doesn’t update your estranged sister on your exam grades, social life, and mental health. Instead, join our server where the only updates you’ll get are about new mods and fun events happening in-game.

    Don’t worry about being a people pleaser or a pushover here – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. And if you ever feel like rekindling a relationship with your sister, just send her a virtual apology in the form of a pixelated cake.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT, not family drama. And remember, in this world, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny.

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  • Verdatus SMP: Where creepers go to therapy and players build questionable structures.

    Verdatus SMP: Where creepers go to therapy and players build questionable structures.





    Verdatus Minecraft Server


    Verdatus Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    The community is chill and friendly, everyone is welcomed as long as you are 18+. The server is three weeks old and we have about 30 players, with 3-10 on at any given time. We use voice chat all the time and we like when players participate in activities with us.

    Want to join? You must be 18+. Join us at: https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7

    Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7 Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with a few cool improvements to make the game more fun – no mods needed! Features: Dynmap, Gsit.

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    How old do I have to be to join?You must be 18+ to join the server.
    How many players are usually online?We have about 3-10 players online at any given time.
    Do you use voice chat on the server?Yes, we use voice chat all the time.
    What are the server features?The server features Dynmap and Gsit.


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  • ShroomCraft: Healing Adventures

    ShroomCraft: Healing Adventures
    so, like, this server is like, the ultimate healer, man. we got psilocybin triggers that will like, totally unlock your inner healing powers, bro. like, you’ll be feeling all the good vibes and stuff, it’s like a spiritual journey in Minecraft, dude.

    join our server and experience the ultimate trip of a lifetime, man. we got players reporting stronger feelings of inner healing, like, who needs therapy when you got psilocybin in Minecraft, right? it’s like, a whole new level of relaxation and enlightenment, bro.

    come on, join us and let the magic of psilocybin take you on a wild ride of self-discovery and healing. it’s like, the best trip you’ll ever take in Minecraft, dude. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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