We got foids (girls) in the game who will actually talk to you and not ghost you like in real life.
Plus, our server is lit AF with crazy builds and epic battles that will make you forget about all your problems.
So, instead of thinking about doing something bad, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?
And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!
So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!
Forget about talking through your problems, just build a giant statue of your therapist and blow it up with TNT! Need to release some pent-up anger? Take it out on some creepers instead of your loved ones.
Join our server and let your therapist know that you’ve found a new form of healing…one block at a time.
our scientists are working round the clock to develop these new techniques that will totally blow your mind (literally). they found this super strong link between brain waves and anxiety, and now they’re using that knowledge to make your minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.
so, if you wanna join a server that not only gives you epic gameplay but also cures your anxiety, then this is the place for you. trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. come join us and let your brain waves take you on a wild ride!
Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?
Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!
So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!
So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.
And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.
So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual snacks that won’t get smashed in the garbage can. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a pack of virtual ramen!
So if you’re tired of dealing with real-life food smashers, come join our server where the only thing getting smashed is our enemies in PvP battles. See you in the virtual world, where snacks are safe and the fun never ends!
