New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

Therapy

  • AnxiousCraft SMP

    AnxiousCraft SMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, I was so anxious before I joined, but now I’m like a pro at building pixelated houses and slaying virtual zombies. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, you feel me?

    So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.

    And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.

    So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to smash your virtual snacks! Unlike the sister in this story who seems to have a food-smashing habit, our players are all about sharing resources and working together to build epic structures.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual snacks that won’t get smashed in the garbage can. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a pack of virtual ramen!

    So if you’re tired of dealing with real-life food smashers, come join our server where the only thing getting smashed is our enemies in PvP battles. See you in the virtual world, where snacks are safe and the fun never ends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mental Health Boost

    Minecraft Mental Health Boost
    come join dis minecraft server where we make ur mental health betta in just one session!!! like seriously, 83% of players say dey feelin’ all sorts of good afta just one session!!! anxiety? depression? eatin’ problems? we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got ridonkulous builds and crazy adventures dat will make u forget all ur troubles. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s get dat mental health glow up together!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • LLM’s Therapy Server

    LLM’s Therapy Server
    u ever feel like ur minecraft world is just not giving u the therapy u need? well, come join our server and let the LLMs (Llama Loving Moderators) take care of u! they give better therapy than any therapist out there, trust us.

    our server is like a magical land where llamas roam free and give u life advice while u mine for diamonds. need relationship advice? llamas got u covered. feeling stressed about school? llamas will tell u to just build a giant llama statue and everything will be okay.

    join us and experience the healing powers of llamas in a way u never thought possible. plus, we have a secret llama dance party every full moon where u can let loose and forget about all ur problems. trust us, u won’t regret it. llama therapy is the future, join us now.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • DadCraft: No Antidepressant Fees

    DadCraft: No Antidepressant Fees
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to chill and build your dream castle without any family drama? Look no further!

    Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – like dealing with a mom who thinks you’re “caked up” with money and wants you to pay for your own medication. Here, you can focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and maybe even taming a dragon or two (just kidding, we don’t have dragons…yet).

    Don’t let your mom’s questionable financial decisions get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last diamond in the mines. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story (and where your mom can’t borrow your hard-earned diamonds)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • DepressCraft – Build Your Way Out!

    DepressCraft – Build Your Way Out!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of depression again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t help but smile.

    Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and pigs fly through the sky. You’ll never be bored with our endless supply of mini-games, from spleef to parkour to a game where you have to tame a wild llama with nothing but a bucket of water and a dream.

    So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is a good time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • BlockBuster Cancer Cure

    BlockBuster Cancer Cure
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just mining and building and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! we have discovered a way to repurpose an fda-approved drug to target cancer stem cells in breast cancer. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more!

    join our server and not only will u have a blast mining and crafting, but u will also be helping to fight cancer! every block u mine, every creeper u kill, is one step closer to finding a cure for breast cancer. plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep u on ur toes.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and help us save the world, one block at a time! who knew fighting cancer could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Gene Therapy Kids Eye Cure

    Gene Therapy Kids Eye Cure
    yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server cuz we got doctors in london curing blindness in kids with gene therapy! they injectin healthy genes into kids’ eyes with keyhole surgery and now these kids can see shapes, recognise their parents’ faces, and some of them can even read and write! like, how crazy is that?! imagine if we had that kinda technology in minecraft, we could see through walls and read all the secret messages in the game! join now and be part of this epic journey to cure blindness in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Serotonin Space Adventure

    Serotonin Space Adventure
    are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • ExWifeExLifeCraft

    ExWifeExLifeCraft
    Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

    We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

    And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

    So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP