our server is so lit, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves and the water is made of rainbow sherbet. u can build a house out of marshmallows and eat it whenever u get hungry.
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imagine a world where you can stand up for yourself without getting yelled at over something so minor (like running out of diamonds). our server is the perfect place to practice asserting yourself and finding resolution through therapy…minecraft style!
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual birth certificate to prove that you belong to our crazy minecraft family. don’t let your in-laws control your bank account or threaten to mail back your birth certificate. come play with us and leave the real-life drama behind. we promise not to use your child as a pawn…unless it’s in a game of chess!
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and let the virtual therapy sessions begin! remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be disowned from is our server if you don’t follow the rules. but don’t worry, we’re a lot more forgiving than your mother-in-law.
We have players of all ages, from 35-year-old cougars to 32-year-old cubs looking for love. Who needs a dating app when you can find your soulmate while building a virtual castle?
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to shower on weekends. Who needs hygiene when you have diamonds to mine?
And if you’re looking to start a family, we have players asking if you’re thick or curvy for the perfect baby-making body. Who needs a stork when you have a Minecraft server to find your future baby daddy?
So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with questionable boundaries, awkward conversations, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape reality?
If you wanna reduce your baseline anxiety and depression induced by social stress, then this is the server for you! Our mice are living their best lives and so can you! Join now for a wild ride of relaxation and adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? 🐭🌿🏰 #MiceOnFleek #CannabinoidCraze #StressFreeBuilding
We offer free therapy sessions in-game for all players who need to vent about their virtual problems. Our therapists are pixelated but they are great listeners! Plus, we have a waiting list that is shorter than the line at the virtual grocery store.
Don’t worry about neglecting your virtual health or hygiene, we have potions and enchanted armor to keep you in tip-top shape. And if you’re in debt with virtual diamonds, we can help you mine your way out of it.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find some virtual therapy llamas along the way. Let’s mine away the stress together!
We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.
So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!
WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.
BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣
Once upon a time, in the land of blocky wonders, there was a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, that’s not all! This player also discovered a secret portal that led to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Can you believe it? Only on our server, folks!
But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron beak. Join us and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who needs boring old reality when you can have this much fun in the world of blocks and pixels? Let’s get building and laughing together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – no more crying in the back seat of a car while your family questions your ADHD diagnosis. Instead, team up with other players and take on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon and show your family who’s really boss.
And if you ever need a break from the drama, just log on and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Who needs family therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot easier when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers. See you in the game!