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  • TherapistCraft

    TherapistCraft
    Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions? Well, ditch that shrink and join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual world is the ultimate therapy session, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    Forget about talking through your problems, just build a giant statue of your therapist and blow it up with TNT! Need to release some pent-up anger? Take it out on some creepers instead of your loved ones.

    Join our server and let your therapist know that you’ve found a new form of healing…one block at a time.

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  • CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

    CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

    With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

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  • Block Therapy Server

    Block Therapy Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your mind! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make all your worries disappear. Need to destress? Just punch a tree! Feeling overwhelmed? Build a castle and rule over your subjects (aka other players)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes rainbows and glitter. Some say that if you find him, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet zombie pigman).

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the blocky madness heal your soul. Who needs therapy when you have virtual pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance?

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  • TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

    TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!
    Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

    Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

    Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

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  • DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

    DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

    So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

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  • DadTherapySwapOrImMute

    DadTherapySwapOrImMute
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

    Reasons to join our server:
    1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom.
    2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway?
    3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it.
    4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right?
    5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama?
    6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

    Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

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  • TherapistTakedown

    TherapistTakedown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: Would you say “I do” to a shrink?

    PsychoCraft SMP: Would you say “I do” to a shrink?
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every player is required to have a psychiatrist as their in-game spouse. Why, you ask? Because nothing says fun like having your in-game partner psychoanalyze your every move and decision!

    Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.

    So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

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  • Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

    Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no luck? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of explosions, and the pigs ride on saddled chickens!

    Our server is so magical that even Endermen have started breakdancing instead of stealing blocks. And if you ever feel down, just hop on our server and watch as the sun rises in the shape of a smiley face, guaranteed to lift your spirits. So come join us and let our wacky world of wonder bring a smile to your face and help you mine away your worries!

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