Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical server where the laws of physics didn’t apply. You could build upside down, ride pigs into battle, and even fly on a chicken! The possibilities were endless and the fun never stopped.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where the most epic loot awaits. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter, will you be one of them?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. And do you know what happened next? They became best friends and went on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon! True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses that are literally on fire (don’t worry, it’s just a visual effect).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to no good.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance at these parties, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most fabulous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?
With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?
So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our boorus are filled with all the spicy content you could ever dream of, from tattooed ponies to tutorials on how to edit like a pro.
So why wait? Jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave!
| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/News | alttd.com/blog |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I’m a new player? | Yes, all are welcome! |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server on? | 1.20.x |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, we have land claiming with GriefPrevention to prevent griefing. |
| Are there monthly events on the server? | Yes, we have monthly server events. |
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life (results may vary).
So what are you waiting for? Leave Tony R. Khan in the dust and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP |
|---|---|
| Active Players | 15-20 |
| Features | Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community-focused |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: To join our server, please join our Discord community using the link provided above. From there, you can find instructions on how to join the server.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
A: We aim to have a group of 15-20 active players to maintain a close-knit community. However, we may open up more slots in the future based on server activity.
A: QuasarsSMP does not have seasonal resets. We prioritize lasting builds and forming enduring friendships, so the server remains consistent for long-term gameplay.
Join us for a wild ride filled with rich storytelling, fully voiced in 4 languages (because who doesn’t want to hear a Creeper speak French?), and daily events that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry about getting ganked by a pesky PvP player – here, you can play at your own pace and focus on mastering your spell cards.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Revival! The Uluru Games”, will have you battling it out with Regulus and Ezra Theodore in a rate-up banner extravaganza. And trust us, you won’t want to miss our upcoming banners – they’re so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. And don’t forget to use our secret codes like “wealthfamepower” and “InedibleMushroom” for some extra LOLs along the way. See you in the game, fellow spell card masters!