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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2464 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.
