Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.
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TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP
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TherapistSlayr Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your real-life problems. Say goodbye to therapists calling you selfish and group sessions that make you feel awkward. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual creations and surviving in a world full of creepers and zombies.
So why join our server? Because we promise you won’t have any therapists kicking you out or making you feel bad about leaving. Plus, who needs group therapy when you can join forces with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat the Ender Dragon?
Don’t let real-life drama bring you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocks to mine and mobs to fight?