IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.
SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!
Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!
Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!
Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.
And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!
On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server Type | PvP |
|---|---|
| Prohibited Items | Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras |
| Unique Features | Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun |
If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use totems of undying on the server? | No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server. |
| Are netherite items allowed? | No, netherite items are not allowed on the server. |
| Can I use ender pearls for PvP? | No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server. |
| Is there a specific process for joining the server? | Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants. |
Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?
But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.
So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!