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FabP6Craft: Autophagy Activated!
join dis epic minecraft server where we be fightin’ gastric cancer with REST and FABP6! we be activatin’ dem genes and inhibitin’ dem signaling pathways like pros. come build with us and save lives in da virtual world, cuz why not? who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-savin’? join now and be a hero in blocky form! -
Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).
So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!
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CraftyCyclone Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can race against other players in the Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT or the Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Tour de France 2.UWT and show off your cycling skills in the virtual world.But that’s not all, folks! We also have the Giro d’Italia Women 2.WWT and the Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro for those who are looking for a challenge. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, participate in the Olympic Games ME – ITT and Road Race [Olympics] events!
Join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights among your fellow Minecraft cyclists. Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join us today for the ride of a lifetime!
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CraftySILQuestionsBegone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer all your burning questions about kids and blended families! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and crazy family dynamics.Ever wondered why kids prefer their school messages addressed a certain way? Or why they use terms like step and half for siblings? Look no further, our server has all the answers (even if you might not like them)!
Join us and meet our unique community of players with backgrounds as blended as a smoothie. From exes to stepkids to half-siblings, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your family tree looks more like a jungle gym.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s navigate the chaotic world of kids and blended families together. Just remember, sometimes the truth hurts – but at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way!
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BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).
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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u just wanna chill and play some minecraft but then u hear about this server where u can like, totally fight against russia for taking ukrainian kids? like, wtf, right? but hey, if u wanna be a hero and save the day, then u gotta join this server! u can be like a superhero but in minecraft form, fighting for justice and stuff. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are also fighting the good fight. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the epic battle against russia in minecraft world! -
UkraineAidCutoffByTrump
so, liek, u kno how trump is all liek “i’m gonna cut off aid to ukraine” and stuff? well, on this server, we got a whole town dedicated to ukraine! u can be the hero they need and save them from trump’s wrath! build houses, farms, and even a giant statue of a potato to honor their culture! join now and show trump who’s boss in this wacky minecraft adventure! also, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. just sayin’. -
SunBlockCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM! u r transported to a whole new galaxy where aliens r real and they see our sun as, like, a star in their constellations! how crazy is that?! join this server to explore new worlds and meet alien friends who will help u build the most epic bases ever! plus, u can ride space llamas and battle evil space zombies. come on, why wouldn’t u want to join this out-of-this-world server?!