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| Server Type | Modded with nations |
|---|---|
| Features | Constant Innovation, Thriving Economy, Justice System, Empower Your Avatar, Epic Adventures, Factions or Factionless |
| Version | CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24 |
| Invite Link | https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM |
The server offers modded gameplay with nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, avatar empowerment, epic adventures, and the option to join factions or play factionless.
The server staff are dedicated to regular improvements and additions. Players can expect new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and more.
Yes, players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and participate in the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Yes, the server has a justice system in place to uphold the law and maintain order. Players can choose to be law-abiding citizens or even become crime bosses.
Players can explore a vast world with hidden secrets, ancient ruins, AI Factions, and more. The server offers diverse adventures for players to embark on.
You can join the server by using the invite link provided above. Reach out to the server’s discord community for more information and assistance.
