| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2248 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 89 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1164 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Griefer server
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5606 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5871 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6999 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2515 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Votes: | 1168 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.
Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6242 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7988 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1119 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2435 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”
Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6366 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6729 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8056 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
