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CraftyConspiracy: RealMadrid vs EnglishPlayers

Conspiracy, Cook, CraftyConspiracy, English players, EnglishPlayers, Evidence, football, Ham, investigation, real madrid, realmadrid, Soccer, speculation, sports, suspicious, theory, Theorycrafting, update

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4606	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Star Shards Collected:	187	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Votes:	1501
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft server where we uncover the wild conspiracy between Real Madrid and English players whose names end with “Ham”! Join us as we dig deep into the madness and try to unravel the secrets behind this bizarre collaboration.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny?

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary chef who will teach you how to cook up some delicious virtual meals while we uncover the truth behind this strange alliance. So come on in and let’s get cooking – both in the game and in the conspiracy theories!

CraftyMonsters – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Partytime edition, Password, Pingsdex, Previous thread, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, vg play

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a Partytime edition where every block you break turns into a disco ball! Get ready to dance your way through the world of Minecraft like never before.

2. Our server is endorsed by Monster Hunter! That’s right, even the hunters from Monster Hunter are taking a break from slaying monsters to join our server and build some epic structures.

3. Rumor has it that the monsters from Monster Hunter have escaped into our Minecraft world! Can you survive the onslaught of Rathalos and Diablos while still building your dream castle?

4. We have exclusive access to the Monster Hunter Wilds expansion pack in Minecraft! Get ready to explore new biomes, fight new monsters, and discover new treasures in our server.

5. Our server is so wild, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, you can now play Minecraft on your Steam Deck while hanging out with your favorite monsters from Monster Hunter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Furcraft SMP – The Furry Minecraft Community

Community, dakimakuras, frog tiddies, FurCraft, Furry, furry advice, furry characters, furry community, furry community advice, furry community discussion, Furry Discussion, furry drama, furry experiences, furry general, furry media, furry models, furry opinions, furry questions, furry species, furry stories, fursuits, Minecraft, plushes, smp, VR avatars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Frog Tiddies, where the tiddies are hopping with excitement! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with furry fun and frolics.

Looking for a place to chat about furry media and characters? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Need advice on how to rock a fursuit or plushie like a pro? We’ve got experts ready to help you out.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare frog tiddies that grant you special powers in-game. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant frog to ride into battle.

So why wait? Join Frog Tiddies today and let the furry madness begin! But remember, no drama allowed – only tiddies and laughter here.

WeddingCraft: NoDate4U

anniversary, bridal party, bride, Bridesmaid, celebration, Circumstances, close friend, Communication, Deposit, flexibility, flower girl, groom, honeymoon, NoDate4U, Planning, Project, Siblings, special date, Tension, Venue, wedding date, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate love, friendship, and epic battles against creepers!

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown as we battle it out to see who can throw the most epic in-game wedding! Will you be the one to have the most beautiful virtual ceremony?

But beware, drama may arise as friends try to steal your wedding date and demand you change it for their convenience. Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and reschedule your big day?

Join us for a server full of surprises, alliances, and maybe even a few unexpected twists as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft weddings. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual bridal party with a flower girl who’s a Minecraft pro at slaying zombies!

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, AttractiveAF, attractiveness cues, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness traits, Body language, charisma, Charm, compliments, Confidence, desirability, eye contact, FLIRTING, magnetism, Minecraft, Physical attraction, positive energy, self-assuredness, sex appeal, signs of attractiveness, smiling, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Do you want to join a server where everyone is drop-dead gorgeous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who are so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking them out!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?

CreeperCraze: I’ve built a mansion out of diamond blocks!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	586	Votes:	575
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crops Grown:	4020	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during boss battles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

AirspaceWars Minecraft Server

aerial operations, Agreement, airspace, AirspaceWars, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, Israel, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ores Mined:	892	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so like, you know how jordan is all like “hey israel, feel free to use our airspace against iran”? well, this server is like the jordan of minecraft servers, except instead of helping israel, we’re helping you have the most epic gaming experience ever! join us and soar through the virtual skies as you battle against your enemies with the power of friendship and blocky weapons. trust us, this server is so lit, even jordan would be jealous!

BlockWars: $3.5B Weapon Shop

$3.5 billion, 3.5B, Alliance, arms sales, blockwars, cnn, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military support, releases, Reports, SECURITY, Shop, SPENDING, united states, US, weapon, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	13846
Dragons Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have $3.5 billion to spend on weapons and military equipment!! we are basically the israel of minecraft, ready to dominate the competition with our insane firepower.

imagine rolling up to a pvp battle with a freaking tank or launching missiles at your enemies. no one will stand a chance against our arsenal of destruction.

we are taking over the minecraft world, one explosive at a time. join us now and be part of the most powerful and chaotic server out there. who needs diamonds when you have missiles, amirite?

BrunchCraft: Where Breakfast meets Superheroes

80s movies, Brat Pack, Breakfast, BrunchCraft, cinematic universe, classic films, Coming of Age, crossover, detention, fan theories, film mashup, high school, iconic movies, john hughes, marvel cinematic universe, Mcu, meets, Nostalgia, pop culture, SuperHero, Superheroes, teen angst, Teen Drama, the breakfast club

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest dreams of being a superhero in the same world as the breakfast club!!! imagine captain america fighting alongside john bender while they take down thanos with a plate of pancakes!!!

we’ve got crazy mods that let you fly like iron man and build like a pro with just a flick of your wrist!!!

join now and experience the most epic crossover of all time!!! who needs logic when you have breakfast and superheroes on the same server???

Minelife Survival

Adventure, Bed wars, Capture the Flag, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Minelife (play.minelife.net) Experience Minecraft survival like never before! We’ve taken traditional survival and added our own unique twist. Not only can you build, survive, and make friends, but you can also enter an optional interactive story mode based on our unique storyline!

Exclusive! AFK Dungeon While you’re AFK, let your doppelganger fight off hordes of mobs and earn rewards while doing so.

Exclusive! Player Jobs Need help with a project? Want to offload tasks to others? You can now offer other players money, items, and more to complete tasks for you.

Featured! Pyro Farming, Mining, and Fishing These plugins provide unique, in-depth additions that give you a more interactive experience when mining, farming, or fishing.

ms.minelife.net

Skyron

efficient, Fights, Fun, Grinding, LifeSteal, Plugins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyron, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

A semi-vanilla Lifesteal server with plugins to make fights more fun and the grinding process more effcient!

38.101.59.37