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DinoDoomFromSpace

asteroid, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic, crater, DinoDoomFromSpace, Dinosaurs, Earth, Extinction, Impact, impact event, Jupiter, mass extinction, outer space, Paleontology, planetary science, researchers, Science, scientific discovery, Space, theory

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like outta this world, literally! We got asteroids flying around and shizz, just like the one that wiped out them dinos! But don’t worry, we got space suits for protection, so you won’t end up like a T-rex.

Join our server for a chance to mine space rocks and uncover rare alien ores. Build a base on the moon and watch out for those pesky creepers floating around in zero gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most intergalactic adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those asteroid showers, they can really ruin your day.

BoneZoneCraft

Affection, Animals, bones, BoneZoneCraft, canine, Companionship, Dogs, domestication, human-animal bond, love, loyalty, Paws, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet ownership, pet psychology, Pets, relationship, speculation, theory

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crops Grown:	3145
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5

join our epic minecraft server where dogs rule the land and skeletons are the ultimate treasure! ever wanted to be chased by a pack of adorable but deadly pups? well now you can! watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your bones, they’re just jealous of your fabulous skeleton collection! join now for a bone-tastic adventure like no other!

Ruse-Free Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character, Conspiracy, FANTASY, guys, KID PUNCHED, LAVOS, LEAK.., Minecraft, Mystery, NOT A RUSE, Opening Scene, plot twist, role playing, RuseFree, Safe, SCHALLA, Serge, Server, speculation, Surprise, theory, video game

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can witness the epic battle between Kid and Serge. Rumor has it that Serge is actually the reincarnation of Lavos and you get to play as Schala in this crazy adventure. But be warned, there may be some punches thrown along the way. So come join us for a wild ride and remember to stay safe (and watch out for Lavos)!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

RaptureCraftMC

Apocalypse, BELIEF, CHRISTIANS, cinematic universe, comic book, crossover, end times, fan theory, film, Interpretation, Marvel, Mcu, Movie, pop culture, rapture, RaptureCraftMC, Religion, Snap, speculation, SuperHero, theory

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so like, u know how in the MCU, that big purple guy Thanos did the snap and like half of everyone disappeared? well, a bunch of Christians on this server thought that was the Rapture goin’ down, like Jesus was comin’ back and takin’ everyone up to heaven. so if u wanna be part of that end of the world vibe, join us on this server! we got crazy builds that’ll make u feel like ur in the middle of a biblical apocalypse, plus u can team up with other players to fight off mobs and survive the chaos. come join us and see if u can make it to the end times in style!

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Towns Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

BELIEF, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Evidence, exposure, FEARS, harmed, Impact, Intentions, lead, mental health, NEGATIVE, observed, ParanoiaCraft, paranoid thoughts, researchers, Server, suspicions, theory

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server

BELIEF, black blade, Destruction, FANTASY, Godwynn, Godwynns, growth, kill, legend, Lore, lore community, lore fags, Minecraft, Mythology, Mythos, Prophecy, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tarnished, theory, tlb

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conspiracy, decoded, discussion, encrypted, Forums, hidden, internet, investigation, Kek, Message, Minecraft, Mysterious, No. 81214662, ONLINE, Secrets, Server, theory, Truth, unknown

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2261	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

PatsyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Backstage, biden, Conspiracy, cover up, detection canines, Disinformation, Event, Government, incel, Minecraft, Misinformation, motives, Patsy, PatsyCraft, POL, Rally, SECURITY, Server, Shooter, theory, Threats, Whistleblowers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Farms Harvested:	201
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history. Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be uncovering government secrets and exposing corrupt politicians!

Our server is so wild that even whistleblowers have approached us with insider information. We’re talking about loose security events, backstage access for anyone, and even detection canines being neglected. Who needs diamonds when you have top-secret intel?

And don’t even get us started on the assassination plots. Biden, incels, patsies – it’s all connected on our server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there!

Crafty Crisis Crew

close call, Communication, community support, Crafty, CREW, Crisis, Crisis averted, crisis communication, crisis management., crisis response, disaster prevention, emergency response, Grateful, online presence, problem solving, Quick Thinking, Relief, safety first, sayusyn, social media, SunKenjiVT, teamwork, thankful, twitter

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7823
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

Alarming, BLOCK, CasualCraft, casualization, coding, Community, console gamers, drivers, Fruitful, Gaming Community, Install, Mentality, Mods, pc gamers, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming culture, PC gaming history, reddit, ruined, Ruining, Stronger, Time, zoomers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	8380
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

Asia, asian, Country, culture, Democracy, DesiCraft, Economy, Global, Government, India, influence, Military, Minecraft, Narendra Modi, now.., Politics, Population, power, rules, South Asia, SUPERPOWER, Technology, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

InsomniaCraft

abandonment, break up, can’t sleep, Despair, emotional turmoil, Escape, ghosted, HEARTBREAK, InsomniaCraft, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long distance, longing, lost love, pewdiepie, Sadness, Self Discovery, self reflection, unfulfilled dreams, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of real life drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape all that and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us for unlimited adventures and endless fun as you explore our vast and wacky world. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, or even ride a unicorn – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your ghosting ex and the wife you’ll never have, because on our server, you can create your own happy ending. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So pack your virtual bags, leave all your worries behind, and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated princess or a handsome blocky prince. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Anime, battle, cocks, Crafty, cursed, Defeat, determination, Edition, exhaustion, FANGIRLS, Fight, Hakari, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, Powers, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, strength, Struggle, sukuna, Supernatural, Uraume, Victory

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

albums, building a collection, bush, CD albums, CD collection, CD suggestions, cds, collection, expanding collection, Fun, Infinite, Minecraft, Music, Music Collection, music collection ideas, music enthusiasts, music library, music lovers, music recommendations, music suggestions, pic related, Recommendations, Server, sixteen stone, starting out

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Enchantments Applied:	104	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

Analysis, blocks, Britain, Brits, China, comparison, Competition, Development, economic power, Economy, Future, Global, growth, History, India, international relations, market, Potential, potential growth, progress, showdown, statistics, Trade

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	132	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

#announcement, Attention, Buzz, celebration, Community, CREEPERS, Drool, EXCITEMENT, Featured, Frontpage, headline, internet, Media, News, ONLINE, Popular, recognition, rule, social media, spotlight, trending, viral, WOSE, WoseCraft, Woses

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

CraftyThreads LOLz

45, Anon, bann!ng, CraftyThreads, Further, lolz, long trail, Motivates, tags, Thread

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Crafty Commander in Chief

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!