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What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online platform founded by Matthew Patrick in 2009. Known for their in-depth analysis and breakdowns of video games, pop culture, and internet phenomena, The Game Theorists have garnered a large following for their entertaining and educational content. They also have a sister channel called The Film Theorists, focusing on movies and TV shows. Through their videos, live streams, and podcasts, The Game Theorists have become a go-to source for gaming and entertainment analysis for millions of fans worldwide.

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1635	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	9083	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online community founded by MatPat, a media theorist and content creator. The channel focuses on analyzing video games and pop culture through the lens of game theory, psychology, and science. The Game Theorists have a dedicated following of millions of subscribers who enjoy their thought-provoking and entertaining videos. Their content includes in-depth analyses, theories, and discussions on various aspects of gaming and popular culture.

Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!

Assertiveness, attraction, body type, Communication, Confidence, consent, Conspiracy, Earth, Explorers, Flat, flat chest, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, sexual experience, small breasts, Standards, theorists, Ultimate, v-card, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	772	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!

CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

CraftyAddictz

addiction, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddictz, cravings, dependency, habits, healthy alternatives, intervention, mental health, Obsession, Recovery, relapse, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	881
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FatCatWeightLossCraft

animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Emeralds Found:	385	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!

CoronaCraft: Where surviving the game is easier than surviving 2020. Join now!

24/7 Server Uptime, Community Based, Community Projects, Content-creator friendly, CoronaCraft, custom advancements, custom roles, easier, Expansive Shopping District, Friendly and helpful community, Game, Giveaways, Join, mini block heads, Mob Heads, new season, player heads, Plugins, Proximity Voice Chat In-game, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, Server Experience, Server perks for donors, Surviving, Technical player friendly, Website

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6373
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

CoronaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 100 members from all over the world
Season Status	Ongoing season
Server Age	4 years old

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

Join Us:

If you would like to play with us, check out our website here or join our discord here. We hope to see you on!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to content creators?	Yes, we are content creator-friendly!
Are technical players welcome?	Absolutely, we welcome all types of players!
Do you have any rules against griefing?	We have plugins in place to prevent thefts/griefs while maintaining the vanilla feel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, blockbuster, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Downfall, elections, Europe, european union, Government, Hungarian politics, Hungary, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, political turmoil, Politics, populist leader, Press F, PROTESTS, regime change, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6269	Love Letters Sent:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server where Hungary is finished, Orban is running around like a headless chicken, and the only way to pay your respects is by pressing F! But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to dance to disco music.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making your gameplay experience more electrifying than a charged creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’ve got events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, our character birthdays are celebrated with more enthusiasm than a creeper seeing a player holding a flint and steel.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “iDOLM@STER who? I only know Minewind!”

FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server

Apology, autism, Behavior, care worker, Caregiver, consequences, Dermatitis, Disabilities, DISRESPECTFUL, Elderly, ethical dilemma, frozen section, FrozenWheelchair, Minecraft, moral dilemma, passive aggressive, patience, PROFESSIONAL, rude client, Server, shopping, supermarket, wheelchair bound

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

Car for Sis, Gift Card for Me – Minecraft Edition

birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, cancer treatment, CAR, CARD, Edition, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, feeling overshadowed, feeling unappreciated, financial assistance, financial support, gift, Gratitude, Jealousy, Minecraft, new car, parental favoritism, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Sis, used car

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)

BlockyBedroomBanter

anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7413	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Votes:	6566
New Chunks Explored:	327174	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉