theoretically – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SodaCraft Minecraft Server

acrylics, archives, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, Fan, gravity, hololive, irys, Karaoke, merchandise, Milestones, Million Dollar Soda Edition, Minecraft, Omocat, Originals, PLUSHIE, SCs, Server, SodaCraft, twitter, Voicepacks

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as IRyS Radio? Look no further! Our server is so poppin’ that even the carbonated love is flowing freely. Join us for our 3rd AnniversaRyS celebration where you can buy some CHEEBS merch and snag a SmolRyS plushie before they’re gone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we have a special 2024 Valentines merch collection that will make your heart go pitter-patter. And don’t even get us started on the 2.0 Plushie – it’s a must-have for any true Minecraft player.

Plus, we’ve got voicepacks, acrylics, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. And if you’re into originals, we’ve got a whole playlist of tunes that will have you grooving while you mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness instead?

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Minecraft SMP: /HHG/ Helluva Hotel General #1909 – The Blocky Bedrock Inn

assassin business, bedrock, blocky, booru, Bruiser, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Discord, fan fiction, full episodes, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, hhg, Hotel, INN, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Pilot Episode, Princess of Hell, smp, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where demons are rehabilitated and assassins run small businesses in Hell? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss firsthand! Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven or run a startup in the fiery depths of Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild? Join us and let the madness begin!

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MomLied Minecraft Server

age, Birthday, Conflict, Cooking, Correction, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, elders, family, Fool, international school, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, MomLied, nicely., opportunities, private school, Server, Stepfather, Talk, westernized, Withdrawal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from the crazy family dynamics like the one described above.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you to drop out of school or cook for them against your will. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about anyone accusing you of being “Westernized” or disrespectful of your elders. In fact, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some awesome builds!

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ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

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UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

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BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

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ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the M&M’s are the real MVPs! We got red M&M’s, blue M&M’s, even polka dot M&M’s! But guess what? DEY ALL TASTE DA SAME! It’s a wild ride of flavor confusion, just like tryna figure out why creepers explode or why chickens lay eggs in da game. So come on and join da fun, cuz on dis server, da only purpose behind da color of M&M’s is to make you go WOAH!

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CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

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