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theoretically Minecraft Servers

  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9390
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Potions Brewed: 94

    New Minecraft Servers

    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6386
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 599
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3718
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3714
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8175
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 653959 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3827
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5406
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5937
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4144 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Towns Built: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Votes: 7409
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 8157
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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