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Cover’s Ex-Managers’ Secret Minecraft Lair

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Animals Bred:	145
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is managed by none other than Ayumi’s ex-manager, who used to work for Cover Corp! That’s right, we’ve got connections to the virtual idol world, so you know our server is gonna be lit AF.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and maybe even a virtual concert or two (performed by Minecraft villagers, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to dance the night away. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the hype is about! #BestServerEver #CoverCorpWho?

Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

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CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	1415

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

aging process, back pain, empty nest syndrome, Experience, getting older, Glasses, grandchildren, gray hair, growing old gracefully, hearing loss, joint pain, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior discounts, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

CraftUniverse BD

1.20, bd, bedrock, Community, CraftUniverse, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	695
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	9888
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

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DisabledCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Diamonds & Disappointments

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	New Chunks Explored:	679462
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!