Theology MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Satan’s Mischievous Mine

Suffering, Redemption, Sin, morality, Eternal Damnation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan torture and burn the people that disobeyed the same god that he disobeyed?” Join us for a wild ride through the depths of hell, where you can build your own fiery fortress and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where you can challenge Satan himself to a game of parkour. Win, and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and the afterlife. And remember, in this world, all is fair in love and war – especially when it comes to battling demons and building your own hellish empire.

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BibleCraft: God’s Fanfic!

Interpretation, BibleCraft, theology, Religion, Christianity

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we make the bible into a wild fan fiction story! we got jesus riding on a giant chicken, moses parting the ocean with a diamond sword, and adam and eve building a house out of apples! it’s like a crazy religious fan fiction come to life! join now for a holy good time and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in this hilarious world of theology fan fiction!

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GracefulDepravity Minecraft Server

salvation through faith, predestination, movie recommendations, Sin, films

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a whole section dedicated to Total Depravity where players can unleash their inner chaos and wreak havoc on the virtual world. And if that’s not enough, we also have an Irresistible Grace feature that gives players superpowers to control the elements and bend the rules of the game to their will. Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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RevelationRage Minecraft Server

scripture, debate, Prostitutes, controversial, RevelationRage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning bush? Well, look no further because our server is where the real miracles happen! We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that deep theological question, but we can promise you a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than Moses parting the Red Sea.

Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

Orthodox, Church, Christianity, doubt, inquiry

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

theology, divine inquiry, question.., metaphysics, DivineCraft

If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

War, Bants, Civilization, philosophy, Ancient

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

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MineGawds: The Holy Based Server

spirituality, devotion, Beliefs, Religious, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server, where chaos and hilarity reign supreme!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our players have been known to build entire cities made out of cake, ride dolphins into battle, and even hold impromptu dance parties with friendly creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast rumored to guard the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and claim your rightful loot?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – as long as you’re ready to laugh your way through it all!

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ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

economic uncertainty, financial assistance, unemployment, ArgenCraft, business closures

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

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TinyCrackBigWorld

Behavior, indoor pests, minuscule, confusion, mosquitoes

join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a confused fly in a tiny apartment! fly through our vast world filled with surprises and challenges that will leave you scratching your head like a mosquito trying to find its way out of a room with a wide open window!

we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, with crazy events and wacky minigames that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “serious”! join us for a wild ride that will have you coming back for more, just like that pesky fly that keeps buzzing around your head!

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. who needs a map when you have us to guide you through the madness? join now and let the fun begin!

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