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Satanic Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziest theories come to life! Join us and explore the wacky world where Jews worship Satan because they felt betrayed by Yahweh sending his son to earth. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and unexpected twists! -
HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.
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TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP Established 2018 Season 12 (Current) Why Join Us?
- Servers hosted in North America
- Discord to Minecraft chat
- Simple Voice Chat integration
- Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
- No shop plugins, only diamond economy
- Organized events such as Dragon Fights
Mini Seasons
Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.
Discord
Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.
Apply here:
Previous Season Spawn Images
FAQ
Question Answer How do I apply to join the server? Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket. What is the primary goal of the community? To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions. How long do seasons typically last? 5-7 months -
Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!
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GiftsCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!
Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!
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SisGriefNoReliefCraft
Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
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NonsensicalCraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). -
MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN