theofficialteddy

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!