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Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Items Found:	7334
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Towns Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	121495
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7721
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	254
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

GenderFail Minecraft Server

athletes, boxers, boxing, Clearing, Competition, controversy, equality, Events, games, gender, Gender tests, GenderFail, inclusion, International, Minecraft, olympics, qualifications, regulations, rules, rulings, Server, sports, Testing, world championships

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

activism, arrest, Crisis, current events, Democracy, detained, detention, Freddy Superlano, FreddyCraft, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Latin America, News, opposition leader, Party, Political, Saga, south america, Superlano, Venezuela

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

JavaJoltCraft

adverse effects, brain health, capacity, chronic stress, coffee polyphenols, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, diet, early-life stress, hippocampus, inflammation, JavaJoltCraft, Mice, mitigate, neurogenesis, neuroinflammation, neurons, new neurons, stress effects, study, supplementing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!

imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?