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DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5022
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	918
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	7149
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2562
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1454	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	1358	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Alien Abductions:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!