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Dreamless Sleep Land

Consciousness, contemplation, deep sleep, Dreamless, dreamless sleep, emptiness, Enigma, Experience, introspection, Land, meditation, Mind, Mystery, nothingness, Peaceful, Relaxation, REST, Sleep, subconscious, unconsciousness, Void, Wonder

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	254
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4106
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	113
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5151	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

Christmas catastrophe, Christmas disaster, Christmas disaster story, christmas fail, Christmas letdown, Christmas mishap, christmas nightmare, Christmas ruined, Christmas ruined 2021, Christmas ruined 2022, Christmas ruined by conflict, Christmas ruined by family, Christmas ruined by illness, Christmas ruined by weather, disappointing Christmas, family drama, holiday disaster, holiday letdown, Minecraft, ruined Christmas, ruined plans, smp, XmasRuiner

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RespawnReady

acceptance, Afterlife, Bed.., contemplation, death, Existential, fate, fear, final moments, inevitability, Life, mortality, Reflection, RespawnReady, response, surreal, surrealism, Time to go, TRANSITION, Wake Up

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crops Grown:	4714
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!