TheMinebox Machinima Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	1934
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Catering, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demands, family dynamics, family visit, father in-law, FatherInLawFiasco, Frustration, generational differences, in-laws, lunchtime, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, PRESSURE, Respect, scolding, Server, Upset

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2669	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Dragon Eggs Found:	6828	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	992
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8418	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!