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DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	79

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

authoritarianism, BlockyBallotBedlam, CONSERVATIVE, contested, Democracy, democracy erosion, disenfranchisement, election results, exclusionary, Illiberal attitudes, liberal, losing candidates, partisanship, party affiliation, polarization, political beliefs, Public, republicans, US state legislative candidates, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	518857	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, action, adaptation, Anime, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Horror, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, MonstaCraft, Mystery, Off & Monster Season, pv, romance, Sequel, series, Server, Supernatural, Thriller, Trailer, Wazamonogatari

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7100	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

BoomerCraft2021

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, getting older, growing up, life milestones, Maturity, mental changes, Nostalgia, physical changes, reality check, Reflection, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of aging, societal expectations, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of feeling old and boring? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is so full of youthful energy, even grandmas are doing parkour and dabbing on the haters. We have so many fun activities like virtual hot potato tournaments and llama racing that you’ll forget you ever had a midlife crisis. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!