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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1288 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 974687 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!