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StreamCleanerCraft

AITAH, bottles, cancelling streaming services, Chores, cleaning, DISHES, hiring housekeeper, household responsibilities, husband, milk, new baby, PlayStation, pump parts, pumping, recovering, ruined clothes, StreamCleanerCraft, streaming services, taking care, theme park passes., tired, Working

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	915
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Votes:	6167	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Potions Brewed:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	276	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Buildings Constructed:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!