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RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8772

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	220	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	812	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	856	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!