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Quirky World Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	855919

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to rid the world of quirks, because let’s be real, who needs those pesky special abilities anyway? Our fearless leader will stop at nothing to achieve this goal, even if it means using his own quirk to do so.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crops Grown:	7676	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	177	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	137
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	165
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6364
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	434649	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	3977
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1746	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

Anime-free Zone: Stop Watching Anine Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Tired of watching anime all day? Well, it’s time to put down the remote and pick up your pickaxe on our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring cartoons when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures with your friends?

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes in town. We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and our villagers are so friendly they’ll trade you emeralds for your most useless junk.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So if you’re feeling brave enough to take on the legendary ghost of Minecraft, come join us and see if you can survive his spooky shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Stop watching anime and start crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server. Who needs Naruto when you can be the hero of your own pixelated world? Join us now and let the madness begin!