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Quirky World Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	4576	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to rid the world of quirks, because let’s be real, who needs those pesky special abilities anyway? Our fearless leader will stop at nothing to achieve this goal, even if it means using his own quirk to do so.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

Horizon MC

best experience, Crates, Horizon MC, Kits, lag free server, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, magic wands, Shop

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience

it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands

HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

amazing, CraftyBanana, Excellence, Excellent, excepțional, fantastic, first-rate, Good, Great, high standard, Impressive.., Minecraft, Outstanding, Quality, remarkable, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Wonderful

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	986	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!

BlockBrothers Minecraft Server

accusations, anger, Apology, Argument, BlockBrothers, body image, Boundaries, brother, family gathering, family rift, Food, forgiveness, Hosting, insults, Invitation, leftovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, sister-in-law, theft, weight

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Gems Collected:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

HealthyCraftBonanza

anger, boyfriend’s family, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, food choices, Fruit, healthy food, healthy lifestyle, HealthyCraftBonanza, Junk Food, lake house, peer pressure, relationship conflicts, road trip, salad, scolding, secret eating, social situations, tradition, VEGETABLES, weekend trip

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthy eating is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a virtual world where the only food available is fresh fruits, vegetables, and salads. No more junk food here!

Imagine a world where your character’s health depends on their diet. Eat too many virtual hotdogs and chips, and your avatar might just keel over from a virtual heart attack. But fear not, on our server, you’ll thrive on a diet of pixelated greens and fruits.

Don’t let your virtual family judge you for your healthy choices. On our server, everyone will be too busy farming and cooking up delicious, nutritious meals to even notice what you’re eating. And if anyone tries to shame you for your healthy habits, just build a virtual wall around them and keep on munching those virtual carrots.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to plant tomatoes or cucumbers in your virtual garden. Say goodbye to junk food and hello to a healthier virtual life. See you there!

OscarWorthy Minecraft Server

achievement, Actor, award, deserving, deserving recognition, film industry, Hollywood, Honor, long overdue, Minecraft, oscar, OscarWorthy, Overlooked, Performance, Potential, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, Server, snub, success, talent, TALENTED, Underrated

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2531	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	9395
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We have so many talented actors (players) who deserve an Oscar for their amazing performances in building and crafting. Join us and witness epic builds that will leave you speechless and wondering why Hollywood hasn’t recognized these players yet. So come on down and be a part of the award-winning fun on our server!

CraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, coping with challenges, CraftyAdulting, disillusionment, emotional maturity, growing up, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of innocence, Nostalgia, reality check, regrets, responsibilities, Sadness, self-doubt, societal expectations, work stress

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

The saddest part of being an adult is realizing you can’t spend all day playing on our Minecraft server! But fear not, because on our server, we have created a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can mine and build to your heart’s content!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

LebCraft – No Entry Zone

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Crisis, dead zone, Defense, entry, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, Tension, War, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Israel strikes be creating a 5-kilometer ‘dead zone’ in southern Lebanon? like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base in the midst of chaos. who needs peaceful survival when you can have heart-pounding danger at every turn? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world! #explosivefun #minecraftmayhem #joinusnow

CraftyCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, coping, CraftyCatastrophe, difficult times, emotional, Empathy, everyday, Hardship, mental health, Pain, perseverance, resilience, someone’s life, strength, Struggle, Suffering, Support, Understanding, worst day

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1740
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

join this server and make it the worst day of EVERYONE’S life! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, villagers that speak in memes, and a dragon that farts glitter! build a house out of giant rubber ducks or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. every day is a new adventure, and every adventure is a disaster waiting to happen. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!