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ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	730548
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Emeralds Found:	8855
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3295

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6027	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	351267

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	9016	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7820
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	5396
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	6617	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	877	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!