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Jojo’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, BLOCK, episode, good boy, Hol Horse, iggy, Joestar, jojo, Jojo characters, Jojo community, Jojo fans, jojo memes, Jojo villains, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jojos, last episode, Manga, Minecraft, Party, passing, Server, Stand, Stand User, Stardust Crusaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Iggy the dog and Hol Horse the cowboy as they team up to take on the evil Ender Dragon. Who needs swords and armor when you have a stand user and a talking dog on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves – it’s a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a diamond-encrusted llama or ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ParkBlock Minecraft Server

boundary issues, business hours, Communication Issues, driveway blockage, duplex living, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, ParkBlock, parking agreement, parking arrangement, parking conflict, parking etiquette, parking inconvenience, parking signage, parking solutions, parking space, parking space rights, Server, tenant parking, tenant responsibilities, tenant rights

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama turns into epic battles! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of driveway disputes and parking wars. Will you be the hero who stands up to entitled neighbors and their pesky clients, or will you be the villain who blocks the entire sidewalk with your virtual horse and carriage? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a story and every creeper is just a misunderstood neighbor looking for a parking spot. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of drama, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of parking lot justice. See you in the game!

BabyBlockerz

aita, animal shelter, BabyBlockerz, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, infertility, ivf, Kids, kittens, pet, pregnant cat, punishment, secretive, sister, stray cat, Struggle, Telling, vet

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	91
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover secret cat hideouts, just like my daughter did with her sneaky ham smuggling. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pregnant cat in need of some cheese-induced TLC!

But beware, if you bring animals into our virtual world, you might face some virtual consequences from our resident pet-punisher, Aunt Grounding-Queen. She’ll make you walk your pixelated pets to the virtual shelter and cancel your Minecraft birthday if you dare to show kindness to our virtual furry friends.

Join now for a chance to experience more drama than a family gathering with my over-the-top sister who thinks she’s the queen of punishments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get into a virtual argument with your virtual family members just like I did on Father’s Day. The more chaos, the better on this server!

ColdPizzaCraft

Cheesy, cold pizza, ColdPizzaCraft, comfort food, convenience, cravings, crust, DELICIOUS, EASY, Food, Hunger, leftovers, Meal, opinion, pizza, Preference, Quick, reheating, snack, Taste, toppings

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!

And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	288
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Votes:	1413

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3037

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	609
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!