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Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6982
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	178
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Animals Bred:	84	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	4370	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Items Found:	8970
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchantments Applied:	102
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	9834
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!