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Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6682	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Farms Harvested:	839

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

Associations, Cliches, cop culture, cultural references, donut jokes, DonutCraft, donuts, Food, humor, humor in the workplace, Job stereotypes, lattes, law enforcement, Lawyers, love, occupations, Police, Professions, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, stereotypes in society, workplace humor, workplace traditions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

blockcraft, blocks, Censorship, content moderation, digital communication, Disinformation, foreign interference activity, global politics, government control, information warfare, Interference, internet regulation, media manipulation, Meta, News, Online platforms, Platforms, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, tech companies, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	160174
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	53

join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

UserDeathCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Secret Passages Found:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Play.XetaByte.ru

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Potions Brewed:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.