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FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	3087
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3284
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Magic Items Found:	7301

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Star Shards Collected:	111	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1898	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Votes:	9353
Players Killed by Monsters:	5409	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	4525	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	601457	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!