thejonathon – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition
banana shipment, bananacraft, cocaine, Contraband, criminal activity Drug trafficking, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement agency, drug seizure Narcotics, drug smuggling, drug smuggling operation, drug trade Cocaine bust, drug trafficking investigation, drug trafficking operation Drug trafficking network, drug trafficking ring, drug trafficking syndicate, Edition, illegal drugs, law enforcement, organized crime
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!
We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!
Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?
Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched
join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!

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SlowBurn Gaming
energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency
join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!

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A brand new minecraft anarchy server
2b2talternative, 2b2tclone, 2Y2C, Anarchy, Cheat, crack, free, Hacks, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vietnamese
Hi guys, this server is named 6y6c, a brand new minecraft anarchy server. You can do whatever you want in this server(including hacks, cheat, etc). Also note that this is a clone of 2y2c which has a vietnamese anarchy server opened by channy, and this server is crack too.
Btw if you want a place to survive, just join 21.ip.gl.ply.gg:17480. It’s free you know! 🙂
21.ip.gl.ply.gg:17480

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Red, White & Blocks Minecraft Server
America, American pride, American values, BELIEF, blocks, courage, Democracy, FAITH, freedom, Hope, Minecraft, nationalism, optimism, patriotism, perseverance, red, resilience, salvation, SAVED, Server, strength, triumph, united states, Victory, White
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save America! How, you ask? By building giant statues of bald eagles made entirely out of diamonds, of course! Join us and help defend the land of the free and the home of the brave from creepers and zombies with your trusty diamond sword!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bigfoot, who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of candy!
So come on down to our server and join the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs to save the princess when you can save America instead?

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CraftyCut Minecraft Server
can’t find your Sid, CraftyCut, finding Sid, looking for Sid, lost and found scissors, lost office supplies, lost scissors, Minecraft, misplaced scissors, misplaced tools, missing Sid, Scissors, scissors conundrum, scissors dilemma, scissors hunt, scissors mystery, scissors search, searching for Sid, Server, what’s the matter, where did Sid go, where is Sid
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

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Mom’s House Hustle
alf, assisted living, bills, college, credit card debt, dementia, Grandchild, high demand profession, House, Housewife, hustle, Inheritance, living trust, moms, Mortgage, Pension, power of attorney, rare, Retirement, round the clock care, social security, student debt, Will
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama and financial woes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual riches!
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your mom’s broken hip and your sister’s power of attorney schemes. Build your own virtual house and leave it to your favorite grandchild (or keep it for yourself, we won’t judge). Who needs real estate drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server?
With our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world where the only debt you have to worry about is how many diamonds you owe your virtual villagers. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

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LonelyCraft Minecraft Server
adaptation, Apocalypse, contemplation, Decision making, Despair, discovery, emptiness, Exploration, freedom, introspection, ISOLATION, Legacy, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Minecraft, Reflection, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, Server, solitude, Survival, uncertainty
Are you tired of being the last person on Earth with no one to play Minecraft with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join a community of survivors who have all somehow managed to survive the apocalypse!
Join us for epic battles against mutant zombies, build insane fortresses to protect yourself from radioactive creepers, and team up with other survivors to raid abandoned cities for precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker where you can trade with mysterious NPCs, uncover ancient artifacts, and even ride on the back of a mutant chicken (yes, you read that right).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate survivor in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional nuclear explosion).

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BlockyConspiracy
acceptance, Awareness, BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Conspiracy, controversial, denial, Evidence, facts, hidden truths, ignorance, Misconception, Perception, proof, Reality, skepticism, taboo, Truth, unacknowledged, unpopular opinion, Unrecognized
Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the secret underground society of dancing chickens! Yes, you heard it right – these chickens have some serious moves that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poultry. But that’s not all, we also have a hidden village of talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game! So if you’re ready to uncover the bizarre and hilarious secrets of our server, come join us and prepare to be amazed!

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MoonCaveDwellers
astronaut safety, Astronauts, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, extraterrestrial shelter, future trips, lunar cave, lunar discovery, Lunar exploration, Moon, moon shelter, MoonCaveDwellers, outer space, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Shelter, space exploration, space habitat, Space missions, Space Travel, Underground cave
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD LITERALLY? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER HAS AN UNDERGROUND CAVE ON THE MOON! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN SPACE BASE AND PRETEND YOU’RE AN ASTRONAUT!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT ALIENS THAT DROP DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS THAT WEAR SPACE SUITS! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE MOON CHEESE? YEAH, IT’S REAL AND IT TASTES LIKE A MIX OF CHEDDAR AND GORGONZOLA!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SPACE EXPLORER! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CRAZY MOON CAVE? LET’S BLAST OFF TO FUN! 🚀🌕✨

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