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QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	8991
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	1834
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	771	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	3866
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	6009	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	930637	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	606284	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!