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Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragons Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	155	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	730099	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8793

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Emeralds Found:	3780	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2165	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!