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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3008

2nd anniversary, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Rewards, Rumani, Shenanigans, Sim Room Overclock, smp, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Holy Grails Found:	1

Hey there, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have got some insane stuff going on in our server!

First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!

Anime Watcher Minecraft Server

Anime, balance, binge watching, Burnout, Commitment, Dedication, Entertainment, episodes, exhaustion, Job, leisure, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, Prioritizing, Relaxation, screen time, self-care, Server, Stamina, Time management, watcher, Watching

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8799

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can watch 1,122 episodes of anime without any interruptions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where time stands still and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Who needs a job when you can spend all day watching anime and building epic structures with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world!

Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

career advancement, Career Transition, Degree, degree retention, Engineering, engineering job market, entry level, Experience, industrial automation, industrial automation career, industrial automation success, IT, job application, job market challenges, job satisfaction, Job Search, Minecraft, networking, problem solving, Redstone, salary demands, service job, smp, travel, virtualization

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

art, Communication, deep, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, intricate, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, nonverbal, PALS, Perception, photography, PIXEL, Powerful, Server, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual Communication

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, BLOCK, brother, brotherhood, brotherly activities, brotherly bonding, brotherly love, brotherly support, brothers, Exercise, family, family time, FITNESS, Minecraft, Party, play together, Playtime, Server, sibling activities, sibling fun, sibling relationship, Siblings, siblings bonding, workout buddies

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, attention edition, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Extras, Forge, general, guides, installation guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, Minecraft, models, nativeisekaitoo, Openpose editor extension, PDXL, PonyXL, prompt guide, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES, wikis

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Emeralds Found:	4112

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, dynamic, Economy, endless possibilities, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Immersive, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting world, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	107	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8627
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.87.231:32765

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

budget constraints, Company, corporate greed, Developer Team, diverse team of developers, economic challenges, expensive products, financial difficulties, financial strain, financial struggles, high-priced items, inadequate funding, lack of investment, lack of resources, lack of support, Minecraft, multi-billion company, multibillion, overpriced products, selling $90 mount, Server, struggling employees, team support., underpaid developers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

attractive, Beautiful, body image, body positive, CONFIDENT, curves, curvy, empowerment, fashion, liv, Liv is THICCC, Minecraft, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Sexy, smp, THICCC, Thick, voluptuous

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.